Lakers 107 Thunder 93: You have know by now I like this kid. I like this Kevin Durant kid. I even like him when the Thunder lose. And I like him in a boat. And I him with a goat. And I like him in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. He is so good, so good, you see!
Last night, Kevin Durant scored thirty-two points in the Thunder’s loss. He has now scored at least thirty points in four straight games, all Oklahoma City losses. The last player to score thirty in four consecutive games and lose them all was Kobe Bryant two years ago. Win or lose, Kevin Durant is a scoring machine. Before you know it, he’s gonna be winning a lot more than he’s losing.
Cavaliers 94 Grizzlies 79: Nobody beats the Grizz! Everybody beats the Grizz. Bron Bron beat the Grizz last night. Line score? Line score? Bron Bron doesn’t care about your stinkin’ line score. Only thing he cares about is the bottom line. Last night, Bron Bron had only fifteen points. Last night, Bron Bron had only five rebounds. Last night, Bron Bron led the Cavaliers with eight assists. That makes four times in the last seven games that James led Cleveland in assists but neither points nor rebounds. Just win baby!
Senators 4 Hurricanes 2: Hockey is a game of sacrifices. You sacrifice your body for your team. Nobody makes the ultimate sacrifice more than Senators’ defenseman Anton Volchenkov. Last night, Volchenkov was credited with seven blocked shots. Seven! It was the league-high 15th time in the last four seasons that Volchenkov blocked seven or more shots in one game. Yowza! The only other guy even in double-figures is Jay McKee. Those kinds of guys can play for me any day.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!